I've never had good looking hands...at best they are nondescript, if not a little on the meaty side. But wow, nine months of pregnancy has taken them to a new level. All of the fluid I am carrying around has turned my once under-the radar phalanges into ten big fat stuffed sausages hanging from two great slabs of beef (nice mental image, I know). My wedding rings are a distant memory and my attempt to help matters with a manicure left everyone feeling a little squeamish.
Is having man hands for a few more weeks worth it? Absolutely. I feel sure all will return to normal once Gracie arrives...in the meantime, let me know if you need any shellfish cracked or hunks of meat de-boned. Might as well put these suckers to work.
(Not my actual hand, but pretty darned close)